Thursday, June 25, 2009

Getting laid on the Appalachian Trail

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (seen here with the wife and children his penis betrayed) apparently wasn't walking the Appalachian Trail this week after all, as his staff claimed.

But kudos to the Gov's spin doctors for inventing a new euphemism we're already tiring of: "Walking the Appalachian Trail" is now the de facto excuse when one needs to cover up affairs with Argentinian skanks or other misdeeds.

What did Appalachia do to deserve this?

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