Monday, June 22, 2009

White Guy Chic

Salmon-colored button-down cabana shirt, tucked in three inches above the navel line? Check.

Beige linen shorts, cut to reveal just a hint of knobby knee? Check.

Porcelain chicken legs, varicose veins bulging in the afternoon sun? Check.

Watch out, country club widows. Here we come.

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