Tuesday, June 30, 2009

David Hasselhoff said there would be days like these

Public Pool Lifeguard doesn't seem like he has it too rough: Getting paid to tan. Lots of attractive, barely clothed people running around. His own whistle.

So why does it seem like the job -- sitting there -- pains him so? You're getting a check, pal -- could we lose the bored sneer and the "I wish I was at the mall" body posture?

God forbid you have to jump in and save somebody once a summer.

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