We live in one of those lame states where most forms of fireworks are illegal.
The fun we *can* have exists in the form of the Snake -- a tablet that, when lit, excretes a long tube of ash and soot. Woo.
It almost makes a guy want to set his garbage can on fire ...
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MAN, those were my fave when I was a kid!! I tried to get some indoor fireworks as a student for a laugh and they didn't seem to sell them anymore. Gutted!!
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MAN, those were my fave when I was a kid!! I tried to get some indoor fireworks as a student for a laugh and they didn't seem to sell them anymore. Gutted!!
Giles
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