Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The line forms here

You always seem to find us, Mr. Nightmare to Be Behind At a Convenience Store.

You'll take three different kinds of scratchoff lottery tickets after cashing in the two winners you have -- no wait you'll take two of the bowling scratchoff game and four Powerball tickets with specific numbers. And then a soft-pack of Doral Lights 100 Menthols that the clerk can't find until you give specific directions to their location above the counter.

We just don't need a soda this badly.

1 comment:

Mo Rage said...

and they're bloody everywhere--at all convenience stores.

Mo Rage
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