When we hired you, Johnson, I don't recall you saying anything about a family
A job advice column warns workers about littering their desks with pictures of family. Said worker might appear "less dedicated to his job and anxious to get home."
Shouldn't bosses dedicated to THEIR jobs have better things to do than inspecting desk pictures?
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YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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