It's the question any childless couple gets from time to time, usually from an acquaintance who has a number of children or is a new parent themselves.
Probing, self-serving and thoughtless, it can be addressed in a number of ways but the best we've heard yet is....
"When I'm able to achieve and maintain an erection."*
*Special thanks to Joe Garden.
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"My wife only likes anal sex" always shut them up.
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"My wife only likes anal sex" always shut them up.
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