Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"When are you going to have kids?"



It's the question any childless couple gets from time to time, usually from an acquaintance who has a number of children or is a new parent themselves.


Probing, self-serving and thoughtless, it can be addressed in a number of ways but the best we've heard yet is....


"When I'm able to achieve and maintain an erection."*


*Special thanks to Joe Garden.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"My wife only likes anal sex" always shut them up.