We suppose we should hate the circus because they beat the elephants. And we're not for whipping Jumbo by any means. But the real reasons we hate the circus?
* Clowns aren't funny. Red noses aren't funny. Seltzer bottles aren't funny. Big shoes aren't funny. Was there really an ancient civilization that was entertained by this?
* The tricks aren't thrilling. See that daring young man on the flying trapeze? It's a SWING!
* There are lots of Shriners around. What's a Shriner?
Also, circus peanuts taste creepy.
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