While the world seems to be distracted by tributes and testimonials at Staple Center, let us focus on what's really important: Papa Joe Jackson's new recording label, Ranch Records.
The new label will feature great artists and be driven by Blu-Ray technology to give the music extra funk!
Meanwhile, Jackson's son Michael will be buried sometime this week. Maybe next. Not sure.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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