Mr Super Old Picnic Table That Nobody Ever Uses

You're not quite in the same eyesore class as a Camaro up on blocks but that's only because you can't rust, Mr. Super Old Picnic Table That Nobody Ever Uses.

But your paint does chip and wood starts to sag and pretty soon there's no way you could even support a bowl of potato salad.

Might be time to send Mr. Super Old Picnic Table That Nobody Ever Uses to live with a nice farm family. Either that or saw him up for a campfire.